With my birthday soon approaching in a few short weeks…Dev has been asking me what I would like as a present. Really there is only one thing I want slash feel I need at the moment. But, Dev’s thinking it is boring, no fun, not a worthy b-day prez…I have been imaging unrealistic presents I could ask for that would make what I want look a little better
So here is my list:
Teeth that brush/florid themselves, so I never have to visit a dentist again…because who ever likes the dentist?!?! By they way Dev we have an appointment next week. I will drive
Two! A nursing bra made by Victoria Secret.. come on ladies are you with me on this one?! I would really like some support
Did you get my joke there? haha I am so funny
Three! A trip to Bora Bora…looks pretty cool there…I heard you can jet ski with a pack of dolphins..why not
Four! actually this one is my real one…cause I ran out of creative ideas that fast. Can I have some shelves for my side of the closet? There are at home depot waiting for me


